So Dan Savage is coming to my school and I was invited to go to a dinner with him and I really just don”t want to go, but I feel obligated…
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
the real reason people make wishes at 11:11 is because it’s scott mccall’s jersey number twice
That look of terror when someone tells the waiter that it’s your birthday
this guy is systematically undoing the world
a brief summary of breaking bad
Word clouds generated from Sansa Stark’s dialogue and italicized internal monologue from books 1-2.
The first cloud is the period before King Robert’s death.
The second cloud is the period after King Robert’s death.
Most often used words in the first cloud: “Father, want, Ser”
Most often used words in the second cloud: “please, your, Grace”
Positively connotative words are in blue. Negative words are in red.
terrible > stupid > fool > poor > smelly > ugly > horrible > awful > evil
good > brave > gentle > kind > sweet > splendid > true > fair > magical
#the contrast is super depressing #the words changed color depending on how she used them #please changed because she stopped asking for lemon cakes with it and started begging for her father’s life with it #love changed because she only used the word to lie about how much she loved Joffrey
my strangest legacy - in high school, for one reason or another (I can’t remember) my friends and I wrote “34 days until March 2nd” on the whiteboard in the drama classroom. It was completely arbitrary but we kept it it up, “30 days until March 2nd” ”23 days until March 2nd” etc. It spread around enough that the entire school is buzzing about what is going to happen on March 2nd. We figure we should think of something and decide to bring in cake. There were about 13 of us in total committed to bringing a cake. On March 2nd, during 3rd period lunch we all entered the cafeteria in a line (the parade of the cakes) and laid them out—a grand cake buffet for everyone in that lunch period. We did it the next year. And after we graduated it kept going.
This past March 2nd was the 9th year they’ve done it. It’s become a school sponsored event. There are t-shirts for this thing every year. March 2nd is cake day. I am a god.