Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Crucial really.
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY
and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”
(c)
To Kingdom Come - Passion Pit
Once I had a name to claim
I scraped on the walls like an orthodox saint
I wish for the same old things
That turn me inside out
Hearing is the strain, it’s a game
do you ever see the summary for a fic and get so excited to read it, only to glance in the tags and there it is—
established relationship
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
I AM SCREAMING
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
DEADDDDD!
Yes!
Literally died at 4:00.
I lost my shit when Carlton came out
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING
“For the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been wearing something unrecognizable. I’ve been acting for 20 years now and I’ve been under the radar.”- Doug Jones
Doooouuuuuugggggggg ♥
I had the pleasure of meeting Doug Jones during SDCC a handful of years ago and he’s one of the sweetest people alive and just being around him makes you feel like a million bucks