You take what is yours and I'll take mine

posted 12 hours ago + 72,736 notes — via theoldwalkingsong, © hiddlesbatchlove

jordyngryphon:

theguilteaparty:

bookerdewitt:

pamplemoose:

angelphile:

hiddlesbatchlove:

best marketing

A+

10/10

would recommend

WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.

They sell them at Target

This is a fantastic idea.

Raging pharmacology boner.

Bonus points for being single chemical pills.

you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com

If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.

This company is a marketer’s wet dream.

That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.

posted 12 hours ago + 97 notes — via laurasatin, © lookslikepoetry

lookslikepoetry:

The one where the people in the middle are the third wheel.

posted 12 hours ago + 24,725 notes — via projectqueer, © cocknbull

"In the U.S., where ninety-six percent of the reported perpetrators of rape are white, eighty percent of the men in prison for rape are black."

— Joseph Weinberg & Michael Biernbaum, Conversations of Consent: Sexual Intimacy without Sexual Assault (via cocknbull)

posted 12 hours ago + 41,231 notes — via wilwheaton, © itsalwayssunnyinasgard

itsalwayssunnyinasgard:

I doodled a thing. [x]

posted 12 hours ago + 96,162 notes — via wilwheaton, © thetextpostsfromhell

posted 12 hours ago + 158,260 notes — via tke-out-the-competition, © imjust-a-girl

posted 12 hours ago + 174,811 notes — via tke-out-the-competition, © jewelstaites

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

posted 12 hours ago + 966 notes — via tke-out-the-competition, © sandandglass

posted 12 hours ago + 11,477 notes — via tke-out-the-competition, © cloudyxdays

posted 12 hours ago + 37,797 notes — via tke-out-the-competition, © uglyrenaissancebabies

posted 12 hours ago + 96,686 notes — via uhhuhkayla, © awwww-cute

tenderghost:

awwww-cute:

One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

this is the opposite of a problem

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident