gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

time-lord-swag:

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

cumaeansibyl:

Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters in sci-fi ever because he is Luc Besson’s vision of the hetero sex symbol of the future: a flamboyant, emotionally labile man who wears skin-tight leopard print or decks himself in roses, a man who accessorizes with big jewelry and dabbles in cosmetics. And the ladies love him. Everything about him screams “gay” according to our stereotypes, but he’s portrayed as a 100% straight sexual dynamo.

Besson is one of the few directors I’ve seen who actually recognizes that our ideas of sexuality and gender performance might have changed drastically in the future.

captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

james-winston:

(x)

so i think it’s best we both forget before we dwell on it
the way you held me so tight
all through the night
‘til it was near morning

ameliaulation:

shutupkristen:

tea-tears-and-bbc:

fiddickodair:

don’T try TO TELL ME THat this is not High school AU Ten & Rose

OMG

WAIT. SHIT.

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

officialdogblog:

you is kind,

you is smart,

you is important,