knifebucket:

me rereading my own writing: this bitch fucking loves commas

(via allthebooks4ever)

fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan:

wayfaringmd:

dynamite5ftjewishbitch:

Fun, someone said the words “prior authorizations” around me and now I’m pissed off at 730am on my day off. I go off on this rant all the time. ALL THE TIME.

Oof. This man gets it.

Every time I have to send a fax to a doctor saying “hey this med needs a PA” I get violently angry.

Hint: if your PA gets denied call your insurance and ask for the credentials of the person who made that call. Usually they will approve it instead of admitting they hired some 18-year-old with no relevant training or experience to scan for buzz-words and just deny everything

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nudityandnerdery:

ragingpunsexual:

I love the idea of Spock being super queer, highly expressive and very emotional from a Vulcan view point. Like…

What humans see:

Originally posted by asysto-le

What Vulcans see:

Originally posted by 9116

Vulcans seeing Kirk as a version of Gritty seems incredibly accurate, too.

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cheeseanonioncrisps:

marlynnofmany:

silver-tongues-blog:

krshush:

alls-well-that-ends-here:

mothedmans:

were-writes:

were-writes:

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

you. you get it.

(tags via @jeremiahsmysteriosotouch)

Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight

#there are two wolves inside you #one is edna mode #the other is megamind  (@remnantofahero) 

I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi

“No capes!”

“Game on, then.”

Okay, but I love that Gandalf is just dropping his cloak to reveal another, slightly smaller cloak underneath it.

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crunchbuttsteak:

lookingforsarahjay:

crunchbuttsteak:

If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Oh man, are we talking about Snape wives?? I because every time I remember them I just have to stare off into the distance for a while.

I’d have three nickels.

(via bondsmagii)

anxietyproblem:

infinityonhighvevo:

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

(via refractedglade)

nevertheless-moving:

funnytwittertweets:

same energy as that buffy episode where the big bad ‘can’t be hurt by any weapon forged’ and she’s like ‘it’s been a 500 years are you sure’ and annihilates it with a fuckin M136 rocket launcher

(via leftboob-enthusiast)

official-lucifers-child:

thelittlemerms:

cloudfreed:

unofficialkaiser:

an-old-school-butch:

dottiep:

Queen!

i agree that jameela makes great points at times, but she’s also the same woman who thinks the likes of laverne cox are women just because they identify that way. you can’t be a woman who calls out the deep-seated misogyny of society while also saying that any male who “feels” like a woman is one, and his opinions on womanhood automatically become relevant.

I hope you and all TERFs shit your pants in public too.

buddy her thinking trans women are women is a bonus not a flaw 

i was expecting something actually bad and harmful when they started talking like “but she thinks vaccines cause autism” not “she knows trans women are women”

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